Explain Yourself....

Setting: Kona. 

Characters:
Kim: The Girl.
Nina: Jadck russell. Nuff said.
Carrie Bradshaw: Puzzled. Froodle? (bichon frise/poodle mix)









Nina: (stalks into living room) Explain yourself. Now,... exactly where were you? (sits)

Kim: I went to LA for a week.

Nina: (pissed) WITHOUT me??

Carrie: (pacing, mumbling) Tripe, chicken, cats...

Kim: It was a business trip! I had to take care of some- wait- Carrie, what did you say?

Carrie Bradshaw: (excited) There was a baby chicken and it rode on my back and we had tripe and there were feral cats and lots of stuff happened!

Kim: A baby chicken rode on your back? (to Nina) Is she making this up?

Nina: Not even a little. (to Carrie) Quiet Fluffy! (to Kim) She made friends with a chick. No one else will talk to her.

Kim: I see.

Carrie Bradshaw: (happy) I named it Foster!

Nina: And this is why you have no friends.

Kim: I don't want to know. 

Nina: (leaving to think about things) Next time you leave for a week, ...TELL. ME.

Kim: I did.

Nina: (stops; suspicious) When?

Carrie Bradshaw: (quickly) After your last seashore!

Kim: Seizure!

*Carrie Bradshaw runs towards Nina to grab a toy- topples Nina 

Nina: No-no~ Wait! (too late; sputtering) Dammit!

   *Blackout

*Please refer to the introduction post in this blog for explanation and inspiration behind  this blog. As Nina gets older, she develops various medical problems; the more carefully I listen to what she tries to tell me, the more I can explain to the vet what is happening. And Carrie Bradshaw simply goes by her full name.