Setting: California. Somewhere.
Characters:
Kim: Tired
Nina: Tired of Kim
Carrie Bradshaw: Rarely tired
Kim: (sigh) Why are you pouting NOW?
Nina: You only wrote us like a few lines this morning.
Kim: I was in a hurry.
Carrie Bradshaw: You were furry?
Nina: (shivering) Quiet Fluffy! (back to Kim) You know, our fans expect more than that.
Kim: Your "FANS???"
Nina: Facebook.
Carrie Bradshaw: I believe at last count we were at 608.
Kim: Those aren't YOUR fans. Those are my friends.
Nina: (scoff) Oh please. Like you have 608 friends.
Carrie Bradshaw: (indignant) Oh please.
Kim: Name one "fan" in that 608 and I'll pull out the tripe right now.
*Silence...finally-
Carrie Bradshaw: (scoldingly) You know, your friends expect
more than just a few lines...
Kim: Less is more. Shoo.
*Fade as Carrie Bradshaw and Nina toddle off bickering
lightly...
Nina: You blew it!
Carrie Bradshaw: I blew it? YOU were the one who couldn't remember any names!
*Blackout
*Please refer to the introduction post in this blog for explanation and inspiration behind this blog. As Nina gets older, she develops various medical problems; the more carefully I listen to what she tries to tell me, the more I can explain to the vet what is happening. And Carrie Bradshaw simply goes by her full name.
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