Favorite Dogs

Setting: Outside.
Characters:
Kim: The Girl.
Nina:15 years old. Jack russell.
Carrie Bradshaw: Fluffy.



Nina: (thinking) Did I have another Caesar?

Kim: (startled) Seizure!

Nina: (dryly) Don't patronize me.

Kim: You have seizures. Not Caesars. Stop listening to the "Fluffy!"

Nina: (to Carrie Bradshaw) Do you see what you've done to me? This is what I've become!

Carrie Bradshaw: (chewing something) Yay!

Kim: (startled again) What are you eating?

Carrie Bradshaw: (swallowing quickly) Nothing.

Nina: Ahem.

Carrie Bradshaw: Carry on.

Nina: (dryly) How dare you. (beat) Where was I?

Kim: (still looking at Carrie but answering Nina) You had a seizure....

Nina: (startled) I did?? When? I must have blacked out!

Carrie Bradshaw: (happily) Right before I ate the bug!

Kim: AHA!

Carrie Bradshaw: Oops. (sees Nina glaring at her) What?

Nina: (Nina ambling off) When you're ready to discuss your favorite dog lemme know...

   Fade as Carrie chases another bug... Kim chases Carrie...

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