Caesar Sells Seizures Down by the Sea Shore...

Setting: Living Room.

Characters:
Kim: Incidental.
Nina: Not here by choice.
Carrie Bradshaw: Omnipresent. But not quite all there.




Carrie Bradshaw: (talking quietly to herself) Seashells sea sells by she the Caesar... (sigh) Dammit!

Kim: What are you doing?

Carrie Bradshaw: (proudly) Practicing!

Kim: Why?

Carrie Bradshaw: Because Nina had another...had a... had another...

Kim: (gently) Seizure. Nina had a seizure.

Carrie Bradshaw: Yes. That.

Kim: Yes she did. And you were very attentive to her. You are becoming more intuitive when she has them. I noticed you were licking her face during the incident.

Nina: Is that why my face is all wet?? Gross!

Kim: That was very sweet.

Carrie Bradshaw: (loses concentration; surprised) It was?

Kim: Yes.

Carrie Bradshaw: (looks thoughtful for a moment) I didn't think it was very sweet. It was more ... salty. And furry.

   Kim opens her mouth to speak, but Nina cuts her off-

Nina: No. No, no. You have no one to blame but yourself.

   Fade out as Carrie Bradshaw wanders off practicing...

Carrie Bradshaw: Caesar sells salads... to sea horses... by sea shores... dammit!

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