No "Canned" Food Here...

Setting: Kona. Kitchen.
Characters:
Kim, Nina, Carrie Bradshaw. In that order.








Kim: (cutting a chunk of tripe) Gross.

Nina: Stop it. It's who we are.

Carrie Bradshaw: (whispers in awe...) That stuff is "delishus!"

Nina: And supposedly really good for us...

Kim: I've often heard people say, "If I wouldn't eat something, why would I expect my dogs to eat it?" I wouldn't eat this in a million years yet you two love it!

Nina: (coldly) I wouldn't touch tofu with a ten foot pole, Miss Vegetarian.

Carrie Bradshaw: Of course you wouldn't. You don't have opposable thumbs.

Nina: Whose side are you on?

Kim: CAN it! (puts two plates of trip on the floor) Here. This should shut you two up for a few minutes.

   Kim watches as the two dig in...

Carrie Bradshaw: It's like  little slice of heaven on a plate.

Nina: Don't talk with your mouth full...

Kim: (whispers in awe) Ew.

    Fade out... Kim watching in horror...