Sometimes it's Gotta Be Just for Fun...

Setting: Living room
Characters: Nina, Kim, Carrie Bradshaw

      

     Nina enters and preps to jump on the couch. Looks at Kim.

Nina: A little help would be nice.

Kim: You have doggie steps! Use them.

Nina: That would be like surrendering.

Kim: (dryly) Really.

Nina: What if someone sees?

Kim: There is no one else here!

Nina: Hoist please.

Kim: No.

Nina: Fine. Have it your way.

     Nina climbs to the 2nd of the 3 steps and skips the last by jumping onto the couch from there.

Kim: See?

Nina: It's the tripe. I have more energy.

Carrie: (bounds in and jumps on couch knocking Nina off) Tripe? Where??!!

Nina: (sputtering on floor) Dammitt!

Kim: (scoops up Nina and replaces her on couch) Carrie!

Carrie: (whispers to Nina) Did I do it right?

Nina: (to Carrie) Yup. She put me on the couch.
                                               

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