Characters:
Kim: The Girl.
Nina: One step ahead.
Carrie Bradshaw: Interested.
Carrie Bradshaw: Are those my service dog tags that came in the mail?
Kim: (annoyed) Yes.
Carrie Bradshaw: (excited) I'm official?
Kim: (still annoyed) Yes. In a manner of speaking.
Nina: (dryly) What went wrong?
Kim: (to Nina) I just learned I didn't actually HAVE to certify her. Apparently the ADA does not require it. And businesses are not allowed to ask for ID proving the dog is a service dog.
Carrie Bradshaw: (now annoyed as well) You mean I learned how to fetch your inhaler for nothing?
Kim: Not exactly. You do have to be trained to perform a service. I taught you how to get my inhaler out of my purse. But now that THAT is done, I don't think I have to show any official certification. I just paid this company for nothing. It's just a piece of paper.
Nina: (snickers) Sounds like your Masters degree in Theatre Arts.
Carrie Bradshaw: But I can still go to Walmart, right?
Fade out as Kim and Nina sit looking at Carrie Bradshaw, who sits looking... fluffy.
Blackout
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