Barking News

Setting: Evening walk.                                                      

Characters:

Carrie Bradshaw: Forever Fluffy.  
Babs: Always adorable.

Carrie Bradshaw: (pulling leash) Babs! Hey Babs! Wait up! I haven't seen you in like forever!

Babs: Hey Carrie Bradshaw!

Tails wag, mutual sniffing commences...
Suddenly Babs perks... ears go up- looks across the street-

Babs: (whispers) Don't. Move... ARF!

Carrie Bradshaw: (instantly on board) WOOF!

Babs remains fixated on her target of bark across the street... Carrie Bradshaw looks... looks at Babs.... looks across the street...

Carrie Bradshaw: Pst- what are we barking at?

Babs: (low) See that newspaper?

Carrie Bradshaw: The... newspaper... you mean the piece of trash on the sidewalk?

Babs: Yep! You know what THAT means... ARF! ARF!

Babs' Human:  Hush. it's just a newspaper.

Carrie Bradshaw: (sniffs Babs again) It won't do anything to us....

Babs: You don't know that! ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!

Carrie Bradshaw: (considers this) You have a point.... Ok. I'm in! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

Kim: Hush.

Carrie Bradshaw: (fuming) WHAT? WOOFWOOFWOOF!!! You always tell me WOOFWOOF to make friends. Well I'm making friends! WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!!!

Kim: Sigh...

Carrie Bradshaw: Keep on it Babs! WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOFWOOF!!!

Babs: ARFARFARFARF!!!!

Fade as the two friends remind the rustling newspaper who's boss...