Characters:Kim: The Girl. Clueless.
Nina: The jack russell. Had it with Kim.
Carrie Bradshaw: Clueless.
Nina: (sleepily walks in) Why are you up so early? (immediately suspicious) What are you typing?
Kim: Why are YOU up so early?
Nina: None of your bus-
Carrie Bradshaw: (bounding in- plows into Nina) 'Morning!
Nina: (flailing/sputtering) Dammit!
Kim: I'm writing Dr. Grant.
Nina: (recovering) NOW what have I supposedly done?
Kim: (sighs) I'm worried. Your urine doesn't have an odor any longer. And you actually pee a little less in general. Not a lot less, but nonetheless, less. Plus there have been two occasions when I have found you coughing. You have a heart murmur you know. Couple that with your beginning stages of kidney failure, I think an email to Dr. Grant on the mainland is in order.
Nina starts to speak but Kim cuts her off-
Kim: And to top it off, you hate taking pills so much, I am concerned about keeping you in Sentinel.
Carrie Bradshaw: (dreamily) I get sentimental sometimes...
Nina: (ignoring Carrie Bradshaw; beat; stares at Kim coldly) You told him ALL that in the email?
Kim: Of course!
Nina: I am mortified.
Carrie Bradshaw: (to Nina) I was in the room yesterday when she called the vet- the island guy-
Nina: (icily) The pretend vet.
Kim: (tries to be diplomatic) That is your opinion. You're just used to Dr. Grant in California. The vet here means well. He is trying to help you.
Nina: (scoffs) He doesn't even wear a white coat.
Carrie Bradshaw: THAT'S the one!
Kim: Neither does Dr. Grant! What does that have to do with-
Carrie Bradshaw: (eager to gossip) Ahem! She made you an appointment for tomorrow morning. Betchya she has them fax the results to Dr. Grant.
Nina: (hasn't stopped glaring at Kim) Is this true?
Kim: Yes.
Carrie Bradshaw: (happily) See? I was right! I'm always right. Just like Dr. Grant.
Nina: (sputtering) Dammit!
Nina silently curses the Hawaiian gods for various elements of fate and age as Kim continues to type... Carrie Bradshaw wanders aimlessly off....
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